Saturday, July 14, 2007

Unleashing the Badgers of War





British blamed for Basra badgers

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. more

If that isn't an illustration of how hard it is to win hearts and minds in Iraq then nothing is.

Besides, it's so obvious that it's a chupacabra.