Thursday, July 06, 2006

Ripped from the Headlines

No charges for Limbaugh over Viagra

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh will not face charges in Palm Beach County for the bottle of Viagra found in his luggage that was prescribed in his psychologist's name, prosecutors said Wednesday. more

7th N. Korean missile intensifies furor

By JOSEPH COLEMAN, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 5, 1:16 PM ET

North Korea test-fired a seventh missile Wednesday, intensifying the furor that began when the reclusive regime defied international protests by launching a long-range missile and at least five shorter-range rockets earlier in the day.

The missiles, all of which apparently fell harmlessly into the Sea of Japan, provoked international condemnation, the convening of an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Council and calls in Tokyo for economic sanctions against the impoverished communist regime. More

Ya know, maybe if Rush had shared his Viagra with Kim Jong-Il Mr. Kim wouldn't be having all of these problems with projectile dysfunction.